An Autist Reviews: The Ghost Monument (NuWho Episode 11.2)
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Welcome to planet Desolation. It’s off orbit, the water will eat you, the atmosphere will poison you, and traveling at night is suicide. This is the final planet of the biggest and most dangerous intergalactic race of all time. Only two competitors remain and each will do anything to win. They’ve picked up a group of four mysterious strangers, and they, like the competitors, are searching for the Ghost Monument. But the Doctor is also looking for answers. Something made this planet cruel, and something makes traveling at night dangerous, and as much as she wants to correct her mistake and get her friends back home, she also wants to find out the secrets of this planet, but will she survive long enough to?
“This entire planet has been made cruel.”
There’s nothing like a good action-adventure episode of Doctor Who to cool off with after a scary and emotional
“She’s our best hope. Or only option, depending on your politics.”
Yeah, this episode is kind of surprising with its acting. The main characters have quite a lot of iffy lines, the side characters barely any, and the bad guys, as little time as they take up, absolutely none. It’s not what one is used to seeing. Usually, it’s the side characters that drag the rating down, not the main characters, but Ryan and 13 make a lot of acting errors, and while they’re not big, they do make it harder to enjoy the episode and they certainly add up. The Remnants are fantastic bad guys, their voice is perfect; their malice palpable. The side characters honestly steal the show, with Epzo and Angstrom’s being on top form for most of the episode. Also, I should probably mention Ilin, who is basically the hologram that tells the group what to do at the beginning of the episode, and he too is absolutely fantastic. The actor is clearly having a lot of fun, and god does it come through.
Effects time. Bad to good, here we go. So, the Remnants kinda suck. They look like poorly rendered ps3 (at best) cloth, which isn’t the worst until you see the cloth that isn’t CG that is meant to be Remnants, which immediately makes you realize just how bad the CG is. Aside from the remnant though, the CGI is incredible, aside from the hologram of the Ghost Monument being completely blue with no other colors, even for the landscape, and Yaz talking about the color of the TARDIS… which doesn’t make sense because everything is one color, so she couldn’t know it’s actually blue, hence the rating not being all that low. The music, while mostly fantastic, does have some strange moments, with a particularly weird choice in music right at the end of the episode inside of the TARDIS. The cinematography is generally great in this episode, but when it gets bad it gets really bad. To start with, the camera constantly does creepy zoom-ins on random pieces of cloth, which obviously has a reason, but it’s just stupid, even when you know the reason. Another example of bad camerawork comes when Ryan goes
Here is what you get on a second watch: Oh, that’s why the zoom-ins randomly. Oh, the Timeless Child, cool! Oh, hey, they did foreshadow the fog swamp escape! And that’s it. Don’t get me wrong, this story is certainly fun and I’m sure you’ll want to watch it again just because it was a good time, but you don’t really get much out of it. That being said, it’s no worse a second time either.
“We gave them our minds, and they made us the creators of Death.”
And now I conclude this review which definitely isn’t being written an entire week after I watched this episode! How dare you imply that I would procrastinate writing this for an entire week! Your rudeness aside, this episode is a fun action-adventure romp with a good, small cast, and low stakes. It has a good mystery aspect, it has some good scary scenes, and it really is just beautiful to look at. The effects are mostly fantastic, the cinematography has its faults, certainly, but is still more than a little good, the acting definitely isn’t as good as it was in the previous episode, but ups and downs are to be expected, and the acting here isn’t really bad at any point. The writing could be better, there could be more to get out of this on a second watch, but overall, I don’t feel a need to complain. There’s nothing wrong with a good, fun, story, and it certainly shouldn’t be crucified like it is. There’s nothing wrong with a simple, low-stakes story. Nothing.
“Come to Daddy. I mean Mummy. I mean… I really need you right now!”
Total - 9
Plot - 9
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Story - 8
Pacing - 8
Dialogue - 9
Narration - NR
Exposition - 8
Enjoyment - 10
Twist/s - NR
Resolution/s - 8
Ending/s - 9
Acting - 9
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MC/s - 8
SC/s - 9
BG/s - 10
Narrator/s - NR
Effects - 9
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Music - 8
Voice Effects - 10
Computer Effects - 8
Practical Effects - 9
Costumes/Makeup - 10
Sets - 9
Action - 8
Cinematography - 7
Sounds - 10
Replay - 8
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Re-Enjoyment - 10
New Details - 6
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